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Blood, sweat, tears and an X-ray are required for residency in the UAE…literally. Yesterday I endured one of the most pivotal parts of the process which is the medical screening. Me, the hubby and the baby woke up bright and early, surely with cash in out hands because we lending in who deoes poor credit loans unsecured will secure your financial situation in this kind of day. Hoping to beat the rush, and went to the Disease Prevention and Screening Center. We didn’t get ahead of the crowd. Instead we were knee deep in it. Here’s what it took out of me…

We walked in and approached a round, cherry wood reception desk. There was no line, no waiting which seemed promising. The administrator looked over my paperwork, pulled me a number and directed me to a room on my right. As my eyes fell upon where I was headed I felt every ounce of my happiness slip away. I was joining a room of about 100 people who were waiting to conduct business associated with residency. The room and the system were identical to every DMV you’ve ever visited back in the states. It was outfitted with a sea of black and metal chairs, electronic number displays, an overhead PA system for announcing numbers and about a thousand windows to serve customers, but only only four were open. As we made our way to a couple of open seats I glanced at the electronic “now serving” sign. One window was serving number 52 and the other was serving number 870. I was holding number 921. There were 51 people ahead of me. At this point, there were no tears. It was inside that I cried. When you want to get loans fast, you can try this out.

Blood. After two hours of waiting, my number was up. After paying 250 dirhams, I was directed down a corridor that had doctors in offices along one side and medical technicians on the other side. The offices did not have doors. Instead they had thick, blue curtains hanging for privacy. I answered a questionnaire for the doctor and then went across the hall to the med tech where a tube of blood was taken with one of the top 10 blood pressure monitors. Next stop, X-ray.

X-ray. I go upstairs to the women’s X-ray area and I am met, not greeted, by an Indian attendant in scrubs who speaks very little English. She takes all of the paperwork, motions for me to go into an X-ray room, gestures again for me to remove part or all of my clothing and disappears. Fortunately, the actual X-ray tech is more literate and gives me directions I can understand. The X-ray went off without a hitch. Next stop, the emirates ID office next door.

Sweat. I redress myself and hustle over to the emirates ID office next door. All of the candidates were in quiet competition with one another. Everybody was avoiding eye contact and moving at lightening speed to jump ahead a few spaces in the line to get an ID. When I arrived the attendant asked for my passport, temporary visa and application. I didn’t have the application. The X-ray attendant, back at the last stop, had taken ALL of my paperwork. So, I had to hustle back over to the medical building, have a meaningless conversation with my non-English speaking X-ray attendant, have the same conversation again with someone who understood me and then hustle back to the ID office. I was sweating at this point.

Tears. We made it home after a long day and it was finally time to relax. I got the baby settled, slipped into my comfortable clothes and was ready to unwind. Alas, I could remove that annoying cotton ball from the crevice of my arm. In that moment I realized it had been taped to my arm using that awful clear, first aid tape. It has ridges on the underside that helps it suction to the skin. I was a big girl and ripped it off in one fast swipe. That’s when it happened…a couple of tears, See here to get a visa faster. Although there was physical discomfort, I’m sure it was more of an emotional release than anything.  I was completely spent. The days events were worth it though. Today they called and said my Fit Certificate is ready for pick-up. On to the final stages of residency.